Many Iowans were perplexed last week when the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Inspector General revealed that Iowa has 19 times less stuff worth blowing up than Indiana, according to the DHS's National Asset Database. The National Asset Database (NAD) was created by the Department of Homeland Security to "identify and organize the nation's critical infrastructure and key resources" in order to remain vigilant in the struggle against our nation's enemies -- Islamofascists and hurricanes.