... The Interim President and Athletic Director think there's nothing wrong with gambling that sufficient UI revenues won't cure. ... If "revenue is needed" is the standard, why not a line of cigarettes, or handguns, with Herky emblazoned on them? Why not change the rules and sell alcohol throughout the football stands (rather than just in the skyboxes)? Better yet, why not have coeds dressed like Hooters waitresses making the sales? Why just take pocket change from the Lottery and Casino; why not set up our own little gambling casino outside Kinnick and have folks place their bets on the game right there? After all, "revenue is needed."

Labels: gambling, University of Iowa