Tommy Thompson announced in Iowa last night that in his imaginary
administration, he would appoint Colin Powell to be Secretary of State
again. Because that worked out so well the last time! Colin Powell, of
course, hadn't been consulted about any of this, but it doesn't really
matter as it's all in the elaborate fantasy world of a deluded
man-child anyway. Other picks for the Thompson cabinet: Secretary of
Transportation: Spider-man. HUD Secretary: Ghost Rider. Secretary of
the Interior: Abraham Lincoln. Secretary of Time Travel: Mr. Peabody.
Secretary of Agriculture: Mr. Peanut. Defense Secretary: Spider-man 3.

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