I never really left. And before you jump for joy about my triumphant
return, it's only a one day gig because I'm enjoying my retirement way
too much. I'm posting today in honor of the much anticipated release
of the Simpsons movie. To kick things off I thought I'd match up the
Presidential hopefuls to a Simpsons character. So grab a donut and a
cup of coffee and sit back and enjoy. John McCain - Maude Flanders -
she's died on the show and no one really misses her. John Cox - Dr.
Nick Riviera - he's a charlatan who only fools a small minority of
people into believing he's a legitimate practitioner of his trade.
Mike Huckabee - Ned Flanders - he's a good guy. He's nice, friendly
and everyone likes him… but he's completely non-threatening. Mitt
Romney - Dredrick Tatum - the reigning heavyweight champion of the
world with a MAJOR problem. Tommy Thompson - C. Montgomery Burns -
he's dying and everyone knows it, but he's just not quite dead yet.
And yes, that means Steve Grubbs is Waylon Smithers.