With the Iowa Caucuses now a mere eight days away, it is certain that
we will receive many more phone calls like the one we received on
Christmas Eve that begins with - Them: Hi, I'm Suzy Sunshine and I'm a
volunteer for Senator Parasite. Do you know who you'll be caucusing
for? Me: John Edwards Them: John Edwards? Did you know that Senator
Parasite is for free chocolate and eternal youth? John Edwards voted
against free chocolate. Me: Well, that is something to consider, but
I'm still committed to John Edwards. Them: Can you tell me why?

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